Jack White Really Hates The Black Keys’ Dan Auerbach, Doesn’t Want Their Kids In The Same School

Last night, we told you about how Jon Snow stringy hair double Jack White had a restraining order filed against him by his ex-wife, model/musician Karen Elson. The most embarrassingly damning excerpt of the story was White’s refusal to allow his kids to be in the same school as a rival musician’s. Today, we found out who that person is, and unless you guessed Bushwick Bill, which would be weird, it’s exactly who you presumed it was.

Jack White DETESTS the Black Keys — in particular BK singer Dan Auerbach — and the confession was made in the middle of Jack’s very nasty divorce.

Jack is pissed his kids are being enrolled in the same school as Dan’s kid, writing, “My concern with Auerbach is because I don’t want the kids involved in any of that crap…That’s a possible 12 f*cking years I’m going to have to be sitting in kids chairs next to that asshole with other people trying to lump us in together…[Auerbach] gets free reign to follow me around and copy me and push himself into my world.” (Via)

Buddy Guy should enroll his kids in this school, so he can settle the score. “You both stole your sh*t from me!”

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