Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Having A Baby, Just As The Mayans Foretold

Last night, in Atlantic City, Kanye West called out for his DJ to “stop the music for a second” West midway through his performance of “Lost in the World.” What happened next will be remembered forever in infamy, or something.

“Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?” he said, pointing to the woman who became famous for sexing Brandy’s brother on camera.

Here’s the clip destined to become this generation’s Zapruder film, or something…

Soon after, members of the Kardashian clan chimed in with tweets, just like any well-orchestrated, fame-whoring family would…

And then Kim confirmed the news herself on her blog

It’s true!! Kanye and I are expecting a baby. We feel so blessed and lucky and wish that in addition to both of our families, his mom and my dad could be here to celebrate this special time with us. Looking forward to great new beginnings in 2013 and to starting a family. Happy New Year!!! Xo

I predict that the Kim/Kanye baby will be the first to have its own reality show in development before it exits the wound. I also predict that the baby will be named Kukulkán Kimye, which translated from Mayan means, “serpent who graces the cover of many celebrity weeklies.”

Be thankful it wasn’t you, Reggie Bush.

(Via Rolling Stone. Pic via Shutterstock. Screengrabs via Tall Whitney)