Watch ‘Metal Grasshopper,’ Pantera Frontman Phil Anselmo’s Web Series With Comedian Dave Hill

Here is how a press release for Metal Grasshopper, a new web series starring former Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo and comedian Dave Hill, promotes it: “If you like stuff with corpse paint, burning pentagrams, medieval weaponry, irritable goats rented by the hour, couples counseling, delicious smoothie recipes, and real live chickens that basically don’t give a f*ck about anything, you are totally going to love Metal Grasshopper, because it has all that stuff and then a bunch of other awesome stuff on top of that too.”

Well, okay then!

FULL DISCLOSURE: My pal and fellow Lower Garden District resident, Chris Lee — the husband of former White Zombie guitarist Sean Yseult (together they once owned the legendary NOLA dive, The Saint) — produced, co-wrote and co-directed Metal Grasshopper. He described it in an email saying, “Created by me, Philip, and Dave, (Metal Grasshopper) is an important five-part series in which Philip schools Dave in the ways of heavy metal at his house deep, deep in the woods of Louisiana.”