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An Indiana Teenager Was Arrested For Leaving A Waitress A Tip Covered In Sh*t

An incident involving three Indiana Ball State University football players led to a waitress receiving a feces-encrusted tip on Sunday. The three football players were part of a group of six people who were allegedly “causing problems” at Brothers Bar & Grill in Muncie, Indiana — which I’m assuming led to some sort of confrontation or tension with the wait staff. Otherwise I can’t fathom why anyone would leave a waitress poop-covered money. Actually, even then I still can’t fathom why anyone would leave a waitress poop-covered money. DON’T EVER GIVE PEOPLE POOP-COVERED MONEY.

The suspect, a 17 year old, left their table, which was also occupied by the three Ball State football players, and went into the bathroom after their waitress gave him his bill, according to the police report. After returning to the table he put the money into the black folder, according to police who sourced a security video of the event.

The group’s waitress told police she saw the suspect laughing when she picked up the check and smelled a “foul odor.” She said two of the bills were covered in a brown substance that she later realized was fecal matter.

One might think that after leaving a waitress poop-covered money, one might want to, say, vacate the premises ASAP, however the suspect (who is unnamed due to being a minor) was still at the restaurant when cops came to conveniently arrest him on charges of battery with bodily waste. Pardon my pun, but what a little sh*t. Waitressing is hard, often thankless work under normal circumstances when your crappy tip isn’t covered in human sh*t. I hope this kid gets sentenced to, at minimum, a mandatory year of waiting tables as punishment.

(Ball State Daily via Huffington Post)

 

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