That’s 6’7″ 390-lb LaQuan McGowan of Baylor rumbling and bumbling his way for a touchdown against Michigan State in the Cotton Bowl. It is by far the fattest of all fat guy touchdowns.
And then his teammates tried to pick him up.
F that guy. Go green! But seriously, do they keep track of records for fattest td?
I just checked William “The Refrigerator” Perry – I thought for sure he was bigger than this guy. Turns out his highest unconfirmed playing weight was 382.
I’m almost positive the fridge was bigger than that in the Super Bowl. Impossible to know for sure.
“player weight” is like “boxer weight”. You weigh in at 180, but you go home and drink a couple gallons just to rehydrate, your 200. Perry definitely played games over 390, probably over 400. 382 was just the weight he clocked in at the end of camp.
And white sportswriters everywhere cum as he hands the ball to the ref LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE BEFORE.
AND THEN SOMEONE MENTIONS FRIED CHICKEN