Brett Favre Starting, Repeatedly Ending A ‘New Career’

Brett Favre is starting a new career. What, you didn’t read the headline? According to an article from The Associated Press, the only place in the world that can do a story about Favre and not make a bunch of dick pix references, Favre says that he’s considering becoming a coach or working as a television analyst. So Favre says he wants to get into TV the day after news broke of Jenn Sterger’s return to television? Maybe we should ask him what his definition of “get into TV” is.

The legendary, finger-sized quarterback revealed his intentions to WDAM-TV in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, during a football camp at Oak Grove High School, saying he’s spent the past several months traveling and following (and possibly crying about) Southern Miss baseball. No matter what turn Brett’s career takes, we can be sure he’ll eventually leave it with dignity and grace.

When reached for comment, Jenn Sterger said “stop stereotyping me,” then showed me her boobs.