FlipBoardJennifer Mally, a 27-year-old teacher and cheerleading coach in Arizona, has been sentenced to six months in prison after being convicted of having sex with a minor. The "victim," a 16-year-old male student, must now try to go on living a normal life, haunted by all those memories of when he was a horny high school student and got seduced by the older, experienced cheerleading coach in her mid-twenties. I can't even imagine all the mental scarring he doesn't have.
The Arizona Republic, obviously knowing that I was going to lift parts of the story for a blog post, kindly set the table for double entendres:
Several people, including members of her cheer squad, her pastor and her husband, spoke in her defense. They described a fun-loving, committed teacher who went the extra mile to help with academic and personal problems.
Personal problems such as "morning wood."
One of them said, "Her door was always open, her heart was always open."
I swear to God I saw this exact story acted out on Naughty Athletics the other day. It's like the Law & Order of porn sites. Any time you see a teacher sex crime in the headlines, you can bet it's only a matter of time until Rachel Starr does some private tutoring. Usually in the locker room shower.
Lucky for her, Lightspeed University is accepting applications.
He's gonna sue because of the hand injuries he sustained high-fiveing all his buddies.
I didn't know that people from Arizona could be that white. She's a cheerleading coach/vampire.
Much ado about Nothing, ae? I wanna see more pics.
So Barbaro's younger than Eight Belle?
@Tim
She's WAY too old for Lightspeed.
/not like I'd know…..
oh that poor young man. ill bet he is bound for a life of drugs, criminal activities, sexual depravity, and immorality.
in other words the protypical NFL football star.
her legs were always open. Where was the hot cheerleader coach who wanted to bang me when I was 16 years old? Life is so unfair.
One of them said, "Her door was always open, her
heartvagina was always open."There, that's better.
One of them said, "Her door was always open, her heart was always open."
The student reportedly added, "So was her mouth and legs! Ooooh!"
/High Five
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. A 16 year old boy is not emotionally ready for adult sexuality. The bruised to his psyche will be far reaching and massive. This woman is a criminal.
Nope, I couldn't type even half of that with a straight face.
The police really don't have anything better to do in AZ?
Once again, where were these teachers when I was going to school. I want a do-over!
Would it change your mind if you knew she used a dildo on the boy?
Dude….. wait it out a lil bit, she's not nearly ready to bone for another 60-70 years.
/Anthony Merino
@UU: I know — all I got were priests. Hail Mary full of gropes…
/dodging lightning bolt
Crucial to the prosecution's case was a video of the crime, posted on the poor victim's blog, [www.ibangedthecheerleadingcoach.com].
… yea, i know. it would be so hot it she did.
@WDYA, too bad you couldn't score any nun ass.
/also dodging lighting bolt
@UU: Yeah, fuckin penguins have standards.
@WDYA – you have a fuck penguin too?!? Mine is so handy to have around.
oh… i see now. Nevermind.
Everybody look *that* way while I take this coach to help me give Allison Stokke some tutoring.
I always wondered what happened to Violet from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
@Shan, Fuck you
@Everyone else, good job making the same exact joke.
yea this is way better than father cooney aka to us altar boys as father blew me
…………………………and………………finished. Sleepy now.
The only crime is …that she's not doing it with me. /sighs
Her husband is the only male in the world not impressed.
Her husband spoke in her defense? Really??
"Please excuse my wife for cheating on me with a 16 year old boy…wait, what the fuck did I just say?"
I really don't see what the big deal is…the kid is 16, if you're old enough to drive a car, you're old enough to have sex with the cheerleading instructor. At leasts that's what my pappy always used to say.
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A video of her being arraigned.
One of them said, “Her BACK door was always open
im sorry, i miss read the quote “One of them said, “Her door was always open”
so which door was open? was it her front door or back door?