06.04.09 9 years ago 8 Comments

Coach Pitch baseball represents everything that’s wrong with America today: instead of trying to bridge the gap between people unable to feasibly execute something, some jagoff steps in and takes over under the presumption that he or she is doing a “good deed.” Hey, if a kid can throw it from third base to first, why the hell can’t he throw it from the mound to home plate?

Anyway, yeah, kids’ sports are automatically worse with parents around. Moms and Dads, drive your kids to their games, wash the uniforms, and bring the orange wedges when it’s your week, and then stay out of the way. You’re to blame for a generation of anti-social deviants with entitlement issues. Thanks for ensuring that I’ll never sleep on a plane again. Not that I’m bitter or anything.

|Sports Rubbish|

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