By now I’m sure you’ve read about the men and women of the 2014 Winter Olympics walking into Sochi, Krasnodar Krai, Russia, and finding it to be exactly like a Russian dashcam video. Everything from black widows to open manhole covers to death-trap slopes are threatening to kill our athletes, assuming they aren’t already gay or a dog. They can’t even drink water or go to the bathroom properly because the water is brownish and the toilets look like something out of a Guillermo del Toro horror fantasy.
Conan took a look at a few of Sochi’s worst toilets, then exposed a few of his own. Have you ever tried to poop with three people watching? What about trying to poop on a ski lift?
And while we’re on the topic of the Winter Olympics (and not on the topic of crapping in weird places), here’s Andy Richter joining a curling team. Ron Burgundy would be proud.