Happy holidays, buds! Gosh, who doesn’t love watching football on Christmas Eve? The Gatorade vats are filled with eggnog, Bill Belichick gently sings Wham!’s “Last Christmas” before kickoff and the losing teams are pelted with lumps of coal in a public square. It’s also an excellent time for degenerates such as myself to bet on athletes that would probably prefer to be home with their family instead of risking injury for our amusement. Woo! Festive football!
As is our custom around these parts, I’ll be serving up some daily fantasy football advice (think DraftKings/FanDuel) of varying quality, accuracy and sobriety. Need something better suited for a traditional league format during your (likely) Championship Week? UPROXX stud Jason Nawara should be able to get you where you need to go.
For this go-around, we’re going to look strictly at Sunday’s slate of games. Let’s hop to it.