Sunday’s game between Rosario Central (your #1 source for Rosario Dawson news) and River Plate (what bears eat off of) was BRUTALLY interrupted by an adorable dog we’ll call Hero Dog, an adorable mutt who evaded players to chants of OLÉ! and, as delicately as we can put it, took a huge, festering dog dump on the pitch.
If that wasn’t awesome enough, when the dog finally does get caught, he gets led away by his front paws like he’s ballroom dancing. We love you, Hero Dog. Never stop doing what you do.