Professional gorgeous human beings and power couple Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk have reportedly broke up for the dumbest of reasons. According to The Daily Mail, the super model didn’t show up to a birthday party for Ronaldo’s mom.
Oh no you didn’t!
A source told the newspaper: ‘Cristiano wanted to surprise his mum and as he spent Christmas with Irina in Dubai, he had planned to be with his mum on her birthday, but Irina didn’t want to go.
‘They had such a big row that he ended up spending New Years Eve alone with his son.
‘Irina mouthed off about Dolores and Ronaldo took sides with him mum. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back because they had hadn’t been getting on well in the last few months.’
See, I think we’ve all learned a pretty valuable lesson here. It doesn’t matter how hot you are, it doesn’t matter how many magazine covers you’ve been on, it doesn’t matter how many times you’ve made a blogger faint while scrolling through an SI swimsuit cover—if you mess with a man’s mama, if you dare miss her birthday, you’re getting kicked to the curb. Like out you go darling. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
That being said, call me Irina, my mom doesn’t like me (my mom likes me but call me anyway).