03.19.07 11 years ago 11 Comments

Much like the boy named Sue, if you grow up with the last name "Tootoo" you're bound to grow up tough. You're either going to end apartheid or become a hockey enforcer and wreck people's backs and faces, like the Predators' Jordin Tootoo here:

Not only does Mike Modano get his back realigned for hanging with Willa Ford, but Stephane Robidas gets a haymaker and an icy nap for trying to help out the Stars' star. Tootoo's got some quick reflexes and good instincts. He's a junkyard scrapper. He really keeps his head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.

(Thanks to hunky reader Jeff for the tip.) 

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