How To Say ‘Straight Cash Homey’ In Taiwanese

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Taiwan’s Next Media Animation has been in a bit of a slump lately, but they’ve followed up their disappointing, wordless Austin Powers-esque recap of Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover and incessant videos of Jeremy Lin on fire with this masterful retelling of Randy Moss’s 35th birthday and the UStreamed intentions to return to the NFL that followed.

The obvious highlight here is Michael Vick throwing touchdown passes to Moss in prison, but don’t sleep on him destroying a referee’s fine with a giant baby bottle that looks and works like the gun from Portal.

Oh, and in case you were wondering:

There’s something a little concerning about two Taiwanese ladies animating themselves high-fiving and cheering “yayyy!” after they’ve just made a video about how black people are crybaby prisoners, but I’ll let it slide.

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