01.22.10 8 years ago 3 Comments

The Hulkster has been enduring a very public and very bitter divorce with his longtime wife, and he’s not about to take this sitting down. And there’s a good reason for that.

Last month Hulk Hogan filed legal papers against his ex wife Linda alleging she pilfered many items from his home including an antique toilet seat. Hulk can now rest easy knowing his precious toilet seat has to be returned. –GabbyBabble/Celeb Buzz, via ShareBro Trey.

How does one exactly classify such a thing. Does one take that toilet seat to “Antiques Roadshow?” Is it made entirely of ivory and the tears of third-world children. I can only imagine that Hulk Hogan and his attorneys had to go through a great deal of paperwork. Sorry, that’s the best poop joke that you’ll get out of me.

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