Know who Vince Wilfork is? He’s the gigantic defensive tackle on the New England Patriots who pulled a woman out of her overturned vehicle after the AFC championship game. He’s also on vacation in the Bahamas right now, enjoying the warm, snow-less weather and educating Pats fans about his jersey number. (It’s #75 by the way.)
On the one hand, meeting the Super Bowl champion Wilfork while you’re on vacation in the Bahamas is probably one of the greatest feelings ever. On the other, the internet now knows you’re a douche who buys jerseys of players whose names you don’t know.