Kate Upton’s Nipples: A Great New Reason To Say F**k Kellan Lutz

Previous reasons to say f**k “Kellan Lutz” include:

1. His role as Emmett Cullen in Twilight

2. His role as Emmett Cullen in The Twilight Saga: New Moon

3. His role as Emmett Cullen in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

4. His role as Emmett Cullen in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Parts I, II, and IIb

5. His role as Indistinguishable Muscular Hunk on the least cared about show on television, other

That’s his entire filmography. Well, that and Lax Bros: The Movie. Anyway, you probably haven’t read this far, but that’s him in the above image standing beside Kate Upton and Kate Upton’s nipples. If you click it it gets bigger. The bigger image is courtesy of The Superficial and/or what I’m imagining in secret whenever Twilight is on.

As if a person who is not me Burnsy? you standing next to a braless Kate Upton isn’t enough, it gets worse: this is a candid taken during a commercial shoot for Kellan Lutz’s clothing line, Abbott +. No, I don’t know why Kellan Lutz has a clothing line. I don’t know why his clothing line has a plus sign in it, either. I would’ve called it “Clothez”.

Unfortunately, people snapping candids at Kellan Lutz commercial shoots are only concerned with Kellan Lutz, so all the photos are of him just sorta smiling in sunglasses while Kate stands around in the partial background. We will, of course, update with photos and video as it develops. If they made her change clothes, so help me God.


Yeah, me too, dude.