04.30.08 10 years ago 13 Comments

Lacrosse players everywhere are slightly less despicable than usual today after thirteen high schoolers in Michigan were suspended for a cheeky prom invitation. (Note: I hate myself for that pun.)

The varsity lacrosse players displayed the question, "Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No?" on their bottoms, which they bared during a junior varsity game last Thursday… [Carolyn] Campbell accepted the invitation by patting the back of the player who displayed the word "Yes."

Officials suspended the 13 players for an undetermined number of games and ordered them to perform 20 hours of community service. They also were suspended from school for one day.

"Inappropriate is inappropriate," school athletic director Dottie Davis told The Ann Arbor News. "It disrespects women, and that's the clear message we need to have the students understand — what may be fun to them isn't necessarily fun to everyone else."

Oh fer chrissakes, Dottie.  You know, just because no one ever liked YOU enough to line up thirteen bare asses to ask you to prom doesn't mean other people should suffer.  Clean the cobwebs out of your dusty gash and lighten the fuck up. 

(thanks to outofsync) 

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