LeBron James Reminds Us All That Stanky Feet Are No Good For Anyone

Thank you, LeBron James. I say that not as a man who has long loved to mock the Miami Heat superstar with the shamelessly false hopes that people will believe that I don’t, for even a second, think that he’s the best basketball player in the world, but as a man who has long been bullied for a belief. Yesterday, the man who anointed himself the King posted the above photo to Instagram with a very simple but important message for his male fans.

Getting this great pedicure/foot massage+ shoulder/neck massage at the same dang time! Have to take care of your dogs Men! It’s part of our life blood! Essentials keys to life

Again, thank you, LeBron. So many men seem to be under the impression that getting a pedicure is a bad thing; that it will lead to our “man cards” being revoked, as if that’s an actual thing that happens here in reality. Instead, as a man who has long enjoyed the amazing and refreshing joy of receiving a pedicure, I will stand by LeBron in reassuring the naysayers and haters that having good feed is never something to be ashamed of.

And if you don’t believe me and my best friend LeBron, you can take it from Udonis Haslem, Roger Mason and Ray Allen, because they were all getting their toes did as well.




Naturally, there’s one totally macho BRO’S BRO out there who had to let LeBron know what a woman he is for getting his feet rubbed.

Looks like someone has a head start on a PBT_Commenter account.