When This Phoenix Suns Fan Is Done With His Beer He’s Going To Order A Long Neck

03.06.14 4 years ago 19 Comments

Phoenix Suns wacky neck

When did Macklemore get stretching powers?

I’ve got a lot of theories about this guy (including one about him being a Doctor Who villain), but my favorite is that he’s so excited about what’s in store for the Phoenix Suns that his head’s just floating away from his body in cartoon excitement. I feel bad for the people sitting behind him. I also feel bad that growing up he never got to play with Threehorns.

Somebody get this guy a modeling contract, or at least a set of rings he can wear between his chin and collarbone.

h/t David Roth via @KeeperOTCourt

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