01.17.08 10 years ago 15 Comments

Larry Brown Sports picked up on an article in this week's Sports Illustrated that is guaranteed to haunt your dreams.  In a profile of college basketball legend/legendary fatass Rick Majerus, some of his distaste for clothing becomes all too clear.

Another player remembers Majerus calling him up to his hotel room on various occasions, and "he’d answer the door in his towel and I’d come in and the towel would fall off and it was like nothing had happened. He’d just be standing there buck naked.

"One year he had this lower-back injury, and he would have the trainer massage it with the ultrasound. But instead of just lowering his pants a little bit, Majerus would pull his pants down to his ankles and sit in a chair and coach us. Sometimes he’d be like, ‘Guys, bring it in, take a knee.’ We’d come in, and we’re just like, No way this is happening."

I don't care if it's John Wooden or the ghost of Vince Lombardi, if a guy says "Take a knee" and he's not wearing pants, it ain't happening.  Not until we talk price.

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