FlipBoardYesterday the Internet gossip world came to a screeching halt when some Brazilian website made an unfounded claim that Gisele Bundchen was pregnant by Tom Brady. In an absolutely shocking turn of events, several people who claim to know Gisele — her family members — say that the report is completely false.
“It is not true,” G.’s papa, Valdir, told O Dia gossip columnist Sabrina Grimberg. “I speak with Gisele every day and she would have told me.” …
[Gisele's sister] Raquel also told [Brazilian website] Ego that Gisele’s twin sister, Patricia, told her: “People are inventing things.”
Okay, forget this retarded pregnancy story. Gisele has a twin sister? How am I just learning this now? All you atheists better throw the car in reverse, because we just got proof that there is, indeed, a God.
I bet Patricia is developmentally disabled with a cleft palate, proof that there is, indeed, no God.
Patricia is working on becoming Patrick, also proving that God hates us all.
Somebody aborted the mission.
the question here is how can one twin be a super model and the other twin not? wha happened?
I’m not convinced yet that it’s not true she’s pregnant. Her boobs look a little bigger.
I think Gisele’s twin and Elin Nordgren’s twin should get together and…..well, I’m sure Coach Pokey can come up with a few good ideas.
Hey if she wants to be she can give me a call. I’m 2 for 2 on my wife. Got to be on the DL, tho.