08.20.08 10 years ago 5 Comments

St. Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump. If you're going to be Obama's veep pick, please alert the media so they can shut the fuck up about it.

  • Steady Burn has an updated figure for the number of condoms distributed in Beijing during the Olympics. Or how many I'd need for an hour with Emanuela de Paula. Because I can make lots of good balloon animals with them!
  • Awful Announcing finds JoePa a little unsettling in this Big Ten Network ad. I'm always shocked to find him breathing, frankly.
  • Joe Sports Fan is taken aback by Olympic soccer parents. They say, "Fangs for the free publicity!" Yup, that's a zing.
  • Mike Timlin shows off his archery skills on This Is God Given. Is he auditioning for a more prominent role in the Sox bullpen or a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite?
  • Holy Taco presents the Frankenstein of shitty quarterbacks. I really could have lobbied for the turkey neck of Tommy Maddox, but you work with what you got.

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