Tennis Pro Pierre Ludovic Duclos Loses To Chris Hansen In Straight Sets

Pierre Ludovic Duclos Lasnier is currently the No. 334 ranked men’s tennis player in the world, and it doesn’t take a huge tennis fanatic to know that’s awful. With an ATP career singles record of 1-3, the highest ranking that the 27-year old Duclos has ever achieved is No. 229, and that was about one year ago. But despite that awful mediocre ranking and record, Duclos is still considered the best men’s tennis player in all of Quebec and the sixth best tennis player in all of Canada. So he has that going for him.

And now he’s probably going to be the best tennis player in all of the Florida penal system, because Duclos was just arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl in Sarasota. Someone better start learning how to sharpen the handle of a tennis racquet.

According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, 27-year-old Pierre-Ludovic Duclos-Lasnier allegedly arranged to meet a 13-year old girl using his cell phone to have sex with her, only he found detectives when he got there to pick her up Thursday night.

A report says he also sent her an explicit photo of himself.

Pierre made a full confession to detectives and was charged with Use of a computer to Sed/Sol/Ent a child to commit sex acts, Travel to Sed/Sol/Ent a child to commit sex act, Transmission of material harmful to minors by electronic device or equipment, and Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Battery. (Via ABC 7)

I like to imagine that when Pierre opened the door and saw the cops waiting for him, he shouted, “Sacre bleu!” as he dropped his bag of baguettes and his beret spun around. But seriously, I’m no fancy big city lawyer type, but according to what I do know about the law, this dude should spend at least 10 years standing in front of a wall while Sam Groth hits tennis balls at his bare nuts. Or at least this, over and over: