This Hockey Blooper Does Not Disappoint

I’m not going to lie, I’ve watched this Vine no less than 200 times. Like any fine blooper, it gets better with every viewing. Like, sure, the near decapitation is the star of the show. But how about that walk of shame immediately after?

According to Next Impulse Sports, the player in question is Mitchell Skiba, a defenseman for the Alpena Flyers of the Midwest Junior Hockey League. He had just received a game misconduct for spearing.

He will never live this down. Ever.