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The new WWE 2K14 video game is set to be released on October 29, and if you weren’t interested in getting it already, you are contractually obligated as a wrestling fan/person who appreciates joy in life to pick it up because 2K BROUGHT BACK THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND HAD HIM CUT AN INCOHERENT PROMO ABOUT BEING IN WWE 2K14.
This exists. It combines the best parts of a classic ESPN commercial and an insane, rambling 1980s Warrior. You get to play as Warrior (for the first time in franchise history, assuming WWE All-Stars doesn’t count) if you pre-order the game, and … yeah, I’m pre-ordering this. The best part is that video game Warrior has full-on Loni Anderson hair, which for my money is the only Warrior that matters.
I’m just kidding, every Warrior matters. The commercial is after the jump. I’m gonna get to work on my The Disciple create-a-wrestler right now.
By the way, if you’re wondering what “destrucity” is:
In its design, Destrucity represents a constellation existing in the heavens which symbolizes the “Eight Disciplines” by which Warriors choose to live their lives. Brought to existence by the destinies of those willing to die for their Beliefs, brought to exist as a place where people live by Belief in the evolution of their Higher Selves-constantly evolving toward a completion of their chosen destiny-all with strength in the denial of “System Beliefs”-the very Beliefs that amplify differences in and create rights, wrongs, judgements, and opinions of people, places, and things.
The Ultimate Warrior lost his mind and made up a word called Destrucity. (via Urban Dictionary)
ilu, 2K Sports.
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Ah and the god opened up the heavens above
That 80’s hair was too much for people to resist back in the days
Brandon, look up some of the Ultimate Maniacs stuff. As a kid, it was the most radical thing ever.
So Triple H is really good at smoothing over things with alienated veterans?
Pretty sure I read somewhere that Warrior signed the deal with 2K Sports, not WWE. But who knows?
Cocaine and Steroids in human form, like mix cocaine, steroids, and human DNA, BOOM Warrior
Yea I’m playing this with my warrior toy. the action mechanism still works in it
This is going to be the greatest game ever (from 2006)
I’M FIRED UP! (runs off to bench press a car)
Is it weird if I got a chub?
It would be weird if you didn’t.
Yet, for some reason there’s a glitch in the game where Warrior cannot face HHH at Wrestlemania.
You guys are skipping over the best part. He was beating up Randy Savage. That means I don’t have to CAW to get the Macho Man. Praise Jeebus!
Spoony and Linkara have a splendid time discussing DESTRUCITY and Warrior’s equally inane and incoherent mid-1990’s comic book:
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I still think the greatest thing the Warrior ever did was cut the promo for no smoking when he was Intercontinental Champion. Seriously, look at this:
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Stupid double post….
That’s not Ted Danson?
Yes. Yes it is.
I still think the greatest thing the Warrior ever did was cut an Anti-Smoking PSA when he was Intercontinental Champion. Seriously, it’s amazing. Go to Youtube and search for it. He is crushing cigarettes and screaming incoherently (Probably an everyday occurrence for him) at nobody.
Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!
I would love to see the look on a clerk’s face when Warrior gets his driver’s license (or whatever) renewed
I Want to see warrior and ryback get into a debate. Also this week in horrible looking photos should just be dedicated to warrior
The best part is when the guy with the headset pops after Warrior tosses the guy at 0:57.
I lost my shit when he smacked the dude in the face. EPIC
Still waiting for the wrestling video game that features Bonesaw. Because, you know, he is reeeeeeeaaadeeeeee.
Let’s say they stayed friendly with him through WrestleMania. He looks like he could still put on a shitty match. Warrior Vs. RVD? HHH vs. Warrior so HHH can get his win back?
I would LOVE to watch RVD face Warrior at Wrestlemania 30. Just make sure that Maffew guy gets to use the mastertapes for Botchamania
Tear open the console door, game play-yer… /inhale snort
The Ultimate Septugenarian
so does this mean the hall of fame is next?
Ultimate Warrior is the best ever.
I’m assuming from the promo I can just play Wrestlemania 2000 on the N64 while huffing paint and get the same basic effect, right?