With Leather's Watch This: San Francisco 49ers Fan Aaron Rodgers In Action

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09.13.12 3 Comments

Week 2 of the NFL season and we already have a Thursday night game. I’m not ready for this yet. I’m not ready for the stress of choosing which bench player to drop so I can pick up the Raiders defense so I don’t have to play the Bears against the Packers tonight. My bench is solid and I don’t want to drop Kendall Hunter or Santana Moss yet. I hate myself for choosing the Bears when I knew that I’d have to worry about Aaron Rodgers and the Packers. Twice.

Oh well, at least we have an NFL game and two college games tonight. That’s why I love America. Do you know what the contributor for the North Korea sports blog “With Olive Drab” is watching tonight? Probably just highlights of Kim Jong-Il waving to people. Let’s be thankful for what we have.

NCAA Football: Rutgers at South Florida – 7:30 PM ET on ESPN

I’m not a big fan of either of these teams because they’ve whooped on my beloved college team in the past and they’ll probably whoop on them next season in the Big East, so what I’m really trying to say is that I should have gone to Harvard like the President and Pope asked me to.

NCAA Football: Mississippi Valley State at Southern – 7:30 PM ET on ESPNU

Or as I like to call it, the “Only Watched by Families of the Players and Commentators” Bowl. And how did this game get chosen over Glenville State at Chattanooga? Always the bridesmaid, Glenville State.

NFL: Chicago Bears at Green bay Packers – 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network

Jay Cutler has been talking trash now that he has solid receivers, and I think that’s awesome. J-Cutty needs to win again so he can turn back into the arrogant prick that he was in Denver, instead of the cocky, smug underachiever that he’s been in Chicago. Of course I only say this because a dickhead J-Cutty is a lot more fun to parody than the nice J-Cutty who does a lot of stuff for charity. BOOOOOOORING.

Ryder Cup Highlights: 2010 Europe – 10:30 PM ET on Golf Channel

“Uh hey babe, I’m gonna stay up and watch these European golf highlights. Yeah, I know your old sorority sister is in town and she’s really drunk and thinks a threeway would be fun, but I want to see how Sergio or whoever is in this does. I’ll watch you 69 tomorrow.” At least that’s how I imagine the cool people watching this talking.

Titulares y Mas – 11:30 PM ET on Telemundo

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, titulares. Wait, what’s that, Telemundo’s Brenda Asnicar?

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