Texas Followed Through With Banning Pornhub Access, And People Are Now Side-Eyeing (You Guessed It) Ted Cruz

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Hosting A Summit To ‘Investigate The Black Market Of Baby Organ Harvesting,’ And People Have Thoughts

Katie Britt’s ‘SNL’-Like, Tradwife-Style SOTU Rebuttal Speech Is Melting Heads Everywhere: ‘Kitchen Ransom Video’

Does A Tape Of Lauren Boebert Attempting To Rap Like Eminem Exist?

‘Lowlife’: Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s Post-‘Beetlejuice’ District Move Hasn’t Impressed Her New Constituents

George Santos Sent A Profanity-Laden Message To His Former Republican Colleagues After A Democrat Took His Old House Seat: ‘F*cking Idiots’

Lauren Boebert’s Attempt To Joke About Her ‘Beetlejuice’ Scandal With Voters Appears To Have Gone Over Like A Rootin’ Tootin’ Lead Balloon

Lauren Boebert Is Now Attempting To Blame Ryan Reynolds (?) For Her Decision To Swap Districts And Try To Save Her Own Butt

Lauren Boebert Is Being Dragged Over Her Attempted Quick Fix For Her Dismal Reelection Chances Following That Public Groping Debacle

A Congressional Staffer Apparently Filmed Some Hardcore Porn Inside One Of The Senate’s Hearing Rooms, Because Why Not

Creepy Weirdo House Speaker Mike Johnson Allegedly Refused To Lift A Finger To Help His Desperate Dad Do Anything About A Toxic Dump Near His Home

Of Course Lauren Boebert Posed For A Photo With George Santos As He Celebrated His (Alleged) Cameo Windfall

Of Course Lauren Boebert Asked Dave Chappelle To Take A Selfie With Her When She Ran Into Him On Capitol Hill

Lauren Boebert’s ‘Yass Queen!!’ To Dolly Parton Did Not Go Over As Planned

‘I Don’t Care Where I Bite’: The GOP Senator And Ex-MMA Fighter Who Threatened To Fight The Teamsters Chief Is Making It Very Weird

Congress May Get Involved In That Whole Warner Bros. Discovery ‘Coyote Vs. Acme’ Kerfuffle

Congress Has Gone Full WWE Today With Republican-Incited Brawls Nearly Breaking Out In The House And The Senate (That Bernie Sanders Had To Break Up)

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reportedly Won’t Stop Using A Certain ‘High School’ Insult To Shame Lauren Boebert For Her Alleged Promiscuity