Amy Poehler And Tina Fey To Co-Host The Golden Globes (And The Morning Links)

If this news doesn’t make you want to high-five a million angels, you are a heartless monster and should be put down immediately so as to stop wasting precious oxygen: America’s two favorite ladies, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, will co-host America’s fourth favorite awards show, the Golden Globes. The ceremony goes down on January 13th on NBC (with nominee announcements on December 13th), making it especially awkward and unfair when Modern Family beats Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock for Best Comedy. (Via)

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