Watch Channing Tatum Say Hateful Things To A Kitten: ‘You Smell Like Garbage And Fish, Bro’

On Monday night, Jimmy Kimmel welcomed the cast of Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight (hitting theaters Christmas Day!) on his show. However, one holdout in particular, Channing Tatum, could not make it. Instead, they arranged to have Tatum on for a pre-filmed segment in which the Magic Mike star says “eight hateful things to a kitten.”

As if the combination of Channing Tatum and kittens didn’t already have internet-breaking potential as it was, enjoy watching him speculate as to why a kitten has “big fluffy balls,” but no [expletive]. Actually, that is a pretty good question… How about it, kitten?