Every week I start this post out with a riff about how weird and vague the description is for the next episode of Game of Thrones, but this week’s, for the sixth season’s eighth episode, titled “No One,” takes all of the cake.
“While Jaime weighs his options, Cersei answers a request. Tyrion’s plans bear fruit. Arya faces a new test.”
“Arya faces a new test.” Like what, surviving numerous stab wounds to the abdomen? Heck of a test. And “Jaime weighs his options” is great, too, especially when you pair it with the promo pic from the episode at the top of the page. Look at him up there, weighing his options. Weighing them real good. Lotta weighin’ goin’ on, yes sir.
Below, please find the rest of this week’s promo images, along with some useless and inaccurate imaginary conversations. Here to help.
TYRION: Bugs fly in such crazy loops and zigzags. I wonder why they don’t get dizzy and barf.
VARYS: Maybe they do!
TYRION: Ew, gross. But then why would they keep flying that way?
VARYS: Maybe bugs like to barf!
TYRION: Ew! They would! Haha! Blaugh!
[Tyrion and Varys continue walking]
TYRION: I’ll tell you, Varys, it’s great to have a friend who appreciates earnest discussion of ideas.