There is so much wrong with this interview that I’m not sure where to start. Let’s just get this out of the way first: Former adult film star Jenna Jameson might have had some work done on her face, and by “might” I mean, “Holy sh*t! What the hell happened to her face?” Second of all, Jenna Jameson might be a little high in this interview with a local Fox affiliate about her new book, Sugar, and by “might” I mean, was there any Xanax left in the bottle after she was through with it, and did she forget to read the label warning about the dangers of mixing Xanax with alcohol?
Third of all, the questions posed by the interviewers might have been a little awkward, and by “might” I mean, the male anchor who asked if it was possible to have a “regular marriage” if you’re in the porn industry was totally just asking for a friend (*wink wink*). Fourth, they “might” have cut the interview short because Jenna Jameson might have been slurring her speech a little, or because the male anchor “might” be a judgmental asshole who should’ve had some class and cut the interview off much earlier, once they recognized that Jameson wasn’t all there.
Seriously, though: The real story here is obviously that Jameson — who is going through some really tough times with her husband — may have mixed her drug cocktail with a cocktail cocktail, but I really just can’t get over the fact that the anchor is a raging douchebag. “Personally, I’m glad you moved on from the industry. I’m not passing judgement or anything like that.” Oh really? You’re not passing judgement? I’d hate to see what the insufferable windbag looks like when he is passing judgement.
Not sure if this was the same day, but here she is on Sirius’ After Opie and Anthony Live with Jim Norton. Yeah, she was messed up.
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She just wants her kids back!!! (Please don’t ever give her kids back)
Who are you and what have you done with one of the premiere naturalistic (tits aside) porn stars of the 1990s? JESUS. It’s like someone gave beef jerky PCP and left it out in the sun.
Footnote: Funny thing is she is the one now accusing Tito Ortiz of doing drugs.
Holy crap she is WASTED. “I was always really good at being monogamous.” Peter North would disagree, ma’am.
And as we know, it’s damn near possible to dodge Peter North’s accusations.
^^ That’s it for today, Internet. He wins.
she is not ageing gracefully, that is a shame.
I mean that in the plastic surgery way, it was interesting to see how sympathetic and open minded the interviewers were.
GREG KELLY IS A NATIONAL TREASURE, ROWLES! YOU TAKE IT BACK!!
I will forever be grateful to The Soup for bringing Greg Kelly into my life.
Greg Kelly is a part of my life because all those date-rape accusations happened at the bar I was celebrating my birthday at, while I was celebrating it. (I almost wrote at my birthday party, but that would imply that Greg Kelly was attending my birthday party which, while would have been awesome, I am not nearly cool enough for.)
Of course a cunt like Dustin would say such nasty things about Greg Kelly
Higher than John Carroll Lynch.
Yeh she was on Opie and Anthony yesterday and it was depressing. Said she had been sober for 7 years, so I guess she was doing her best Anna Nicole Smith impression?
Xanax is a hell of a drug
It was one of the greatest/worst things I have ever listened too. Jim and Sam did a great job with that wreck.
Yeh they really did handle it well. I’m a total asshole and even I felt bad laughing at parts of it, I’m sure Dr. Drew’s people are accosting her as I type this.
If I recall, she was very particular about where things got put in her body.
#noanal
Greg Kelly is history’s greatest monster.
Move over Stalin. You’ve got competition.
You mean Jimmy Carter
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I bet she is slurring her words a little because she is still a little numb from getting a filling from the dentist.
There are no hidden double meanings there, I swear it.
*crosses heart, crosses fingers behind back*
@Groundloop I second that. #nointerracialeitherunlesskobetaiandheatherhuntercount
I thought she was totally fine! But I have taken out enough escorts to understand ‘hooker’. It’s like ‘Klingon’ but you can smell fish from their vagina.
She’s making Tito look better than Ken Shamrock did.
I was never able to take my eyes off of the point where the real hair ended and the wig began.
She sends off some serious Anna Nicole-in-clown-makeup vibes here. It’s quite sad.
Yea and she’s struggled with sobriety in the past so this whole thing makes me sad for her. It seems like she’s going through a rough patch in her life right now, I hope she can pull it together
That effing effer was effed the eff up!
Hey now, I’d get lit up too if I had to go on a local Fox station. If there’s one thing we can take from this it’s doing porn is more comfortable and natural than that experience.
I wonder how the book signing went.
You don’t have a train wreck porn star on your show to espouse virtue and compassion. So stop with this nonsense about being judgmental. People watch this type of garbage to SEE a train wreck. And then bloggers talk about feels and shit. Watch, or do not. There is no try.
I’d still smash.
Ok just heard the O & A interview and it’s not funny at all. Christ, it is sad.