Early this week, Funny or Die released an anti-gun lobby video “Cold Dead Hand” starring the Voice of America’s Backside, Jim Carrey, who knew all too well how a large portion of the population would react to the clip. In fact, he encouraged their wrath, tweeting in his own mangled words, “Cold Dead Hand is abt u heartless motherf%ckers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids. Sorry if you’re offended.”
And offended they were: Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld went after Carrey on air, saying, “He’s such a pathetic, sad, little freak. He’s a gibbering mess. He’s a modern bigot.” We can’t ALL be as perfect as you, Flattop. Anyway, here’s what Carrey — who, to be fair, just wants his future kids with Emma Stone to be safe — had to say to THAT.
Since I released my “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.
I’ll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.
I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.
I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence. (Via)
In other words: Fox News is the rhino…
…and Ace is the crap they’re spewing out. NOW I GET IT.