Allow Jimmy Fallon To Outline The Pros And Cons Of Zombiehood

Jimmy Fallon brought out the Pros & Cons of being a zombie last night on “Late Night,” and while some of the jokes flat-lined, a few felt revived and read to spring forth and feed on your wife and kids.

A few of the highlights include: comparing the moans and groans of the undead to those of the patrons at a Waffle House, a fact of life that many of us can attest to at 3 AM, and the idea that zombies would make the perfect Best Buy employees.

My favorite, of course, is any joke that includes a reference to “Thriller.”

We might be in a post-Halloween phase right now, but there is never a bad time for Michael Jackson and zombie humor.