Sad news for fans of reality TV shows about macadamia nut farming: Lifetime has canceled “Roseanne’s Nuts,” on account of nobody on the planet having any desire to watch Roseanne Barr in Hawaii.
The reality series, which followed Barr, her partner Johnny Argent and son Jake Pentland as they lived and worked on their macadamia nut and livestock farm in Hawaii premiered in July to 1.3 million viewers, according to Nielsen.
After early ratings success evaporated, Lifetime shifted the series from its Wednesday time slot to Fridays and by the end of its 16-episode run, viewership had diminished to nearly half its premiere numbers. [THR]
I sat here for five minutes without typing a word because this story is so boring. I have absolutely nothing to say about Roseanne or her dumb reality show. I can’t even care enough to dislike it. So whatever, here’s a bird on an escalator.
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