Melisandre From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Is The Worst Guest You Could Have At A Baby Shower

Seth Meyers made the mistake of inviting Melisandre from Game of Thrones to his baby shower. If you didn’t know the night was dark and full of terrors before, you will now and so will your unborn child. The Red Woman is a bit of downer and seems to have a thing for dead guys.

It’s pretty damn hilarious, especially as an outsider. Shadow demon babies, looming doom and destruction, and the need to lock away a child if he or she is born female. As long as it isn’t my kids, I’m for it. Pass the cake — then take my children.

It’s also a hoot to be lighting people on fire when they mess up your perfectly good cheese jokes. You try to fit in and you try to make friends, but then somebody has to take a big dump on your big piece of humor. It’s painful and they need to feel that pain. Good for you, Melisandre. You did the right thing, even if you got naked with the father of the baby and keep going back and forth between your Game of Thrones voice and real voice.

Gotta sting knowing your kid is going to grow up to be a dentist, though. Almost as depressing as knowing they’re going to end up as a blogger.

(Via Late Night)

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