The 'Most Perfect Celebrity' According To Perverts Is Terrifying Looking

Senior Pop Culture Editor
10.03.13 31 Comments

Jennifer Aniston is not unattractive. Neither is Kate Middleton or Sofia Vergara or Zooey Deschanel. But those four, combined with Gwen Stefani and Scarlett Johansson’s features make for a Frankenstein’s Monster that deserves to be put out of its misery right now. Hollyscoop recently polled their readers and editors for the annual “Hollywood’s Hottest Babes” list — ScarJo, nose; Jennifer Love Hewitt, boobs; Megan Fox, eyebrows — and then combined all their features as if they belonged to a single woman, and by woman, I mean, New Jersey transvestite.

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Legs: Jennifer Aniston

Boobs: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Abs: Gwen Stefani

Curves: Sofia Vergara

Arms: Jennifer Aniston

Hair: Sofia Vergara

Eyes: Zooey Deschanel

Smile: Kate Middleton

Eyebrows: Megan Fox

Jawline: Victoria Beckham

Nose: Scarlett Johansson

It wasn’t until I gazed at Satan him/herself that I noticed Zooey and Nic Cage have the same dead eyes.

(via Getty Image) (Via HollyScoop)

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