Please Allow This Crazy Lawyer To Explain Why Video Games Are Clearly To Blame For Holiday Car Accidents

Scott Hoy is a lawyer in Sioux Falls, South Dakota who thinks car accidents could be the fault of video games… maybe. Seriously, I have no idea what this turtle necked esquire is rambling about. Single car drivers? Rollovers? Video games and blaming people in the backseat? Is that even a defense? “They were playing Candy Crush in the backseat, Your Honor. They caused me to swerve off the road, it’s totally their fault.”

Scott Hoy is making everyone uncomfortable.