On last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, New England Patriot and self-identified baller Rob Gronkowski read an excerpt from erotic fan fiction novel A Gronking To Remember, which really exists and was recently pulled from Amazon. Gronk has read a small passage about spiking before, and Gilbert Gottfried has blessed us with a reading as well.
As fans of wacky erotica and Gronktastic athletes, how can we resist lava hot flow like this?
“A pretty pink uniform, but pantsless, my bare ass on the cold wooden bench. I am lost in thought. ‘Man, I bet you he has the biggest piece I ever seen.’ Actually, it doesn’t even say that, I just made that up. My bad.”
We just gronked ourselves. HEY-O! Ha ha ha, high five?
Anybody? Anybody? No?
Via Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Brain Confetti
