Ron Swanson And His Corn-On-The-Cob Mustache Would Like To Wish You A Very Happy Corn-On-The-Cob Day

Well we just couldn’t let this day pass without wishing all of you, our lovely readers, a Happy National Corn-On-The-Cob Day. I mean, how could we not? To not do so would be just crappy.

And since we can’t give each of you individual ears of hot, fresh corn-on-the-cob slathered in butter — and believe me we would if we could — here is the second best thing we can possibly gift to you: a GIF of Ron Swanson with a corn-on-the-cob mustache. May it both inflame your fantasies and haunt your dreams.

BTW, tomorrow is National Peanut Butter Cookie Day. And now you know.

(Via Parks & Rec Tumblr)