To recap how the show got to this point: the finale brought us to TechCrunch Disrupt, where the Pied Piper team was poised to present their impressive compression algorithm, but they were quickly scooped by the ever-powerful Gavin Belson, who presented a compression speed (coined on the show as the Weissman Score) equal to the one Pied Piper was set to present. Belson warns the audience, “Anyone who tells you their platform is faster than ours better have good lawyers.” Erlich (T.J. Miller) then encourages the deflated team to not give up, declaring, “We’re going to win, even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience.”
Retreating to their hotel room, the boys of course devise equations on how to most efficiently jerk off all the men in the audience, in what was regarded as Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency. (Following the episode one of the show’s research consultants released a written study that goes into greater detail on the math involved in this highly researched joke.) Through their rigorous calculations, Richard reaches an epiphany. The answer is in middle-out, of course. He goes on to create the highest Weissman Score ever.
I spoke with show creator Mike Judge; writer/director Alec Berg; associate producer Jonathan Dotan; actors T.J. Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, and Zach Woods; Stanford researcher Tsachy Weissman; and a show consultant who asked to remain anonymous over fears that his primary employer would frown upon him playing a part in the creation of the greatest dick joke ever told on television.