Stop It, Or Blake Lively Will Sue

06.01.11 7 years ago 23 Comments

Late last night, awesome nude photos of a blonde woman who looks like the twin of “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively leaked online. I say “the twin of Blake Lively” because Blake Lively, an extremely attractive 23-year-old woman, would never take nude self-portraits with the same iPhone that Blake Lively has. Of course not. Surely her PR rep can put this confusion to rest while threatening to sue anyone and everyone.

“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites are 100 percent fake… Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.” [Celebuzz]

Given that the face, the body, the iPhone/iPhone case, and even the moles and toothbrush in the photos match those belonging to Blake Lively, I’m going to make the daring claim that perhaps Lively’s rep is being somewhat less than truthful. I’ve seen Santa Claus films and Nazi propaganda that are more convincing than that statement. For example, did you know that Juden need the blood of Christian children to make matzah? It’s true, I read it in Der Stürmer.

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