Summer Roberts Will Rock Your Pap Smear

Look: I watch Rachel Bilson’s “Hart of Dixie,” but that shouldn’t be taken as an endorsement. I watch everything. “Hart of Dixie” is … cute. Inoffensive. And Rachel Bilson wears a lot of revealing outfits. There are worse ways to spend 42 minutes. Ratings have not been huge, even by CW standards, so ahead of the winter premiere, Bilson is pulling a Natalie Portman and has taken to profanity-fueled rapping.

I’m not saying it’s going to rock your world, but she looks nice in a short skirt, she pokes fun at her resemblance to Mila Kunis, refers to herself as Summer Roberts, and she takes a dig at Mischa Barton. Plus, for the ladies: “Friday Night Lights” Jason Street washes a car … with his body.