Did you know that a Ted Cruz coloring book for kids was a thing that exists? Well, Ted Cruz to the Future does, in fact, exist and its publisher lauds the book as a “non-partisan, fact-driven view” of a “modern superhero” that’s “suitable for any student desk in America.” It’s currently the top-selling children’s coloring book on Amazon.
As you can probably imagine, some of the Amazon reviews of this things are hilarious — most of them are either one star or five star — but equally great. Here’s a sampling…
Anyway, this book would make for a great stocking stuffer for the right-winger in your life. As Stephen Colbert duly notes above. Enjoy.
