Thanks To ‘Esquire,’ Your Alison Brie Google Image Search Results Just Improved By 1000 Percent

Alison Brie conducted an interview with Esquire magazine, which was more or less an excuse for Esquire magazine to take more pictures of Alison Brie. HIT WHORING APPROVED. Even though I know you’ll ignore them, because I need to put some words here besides “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,” I’ll tell you that in the interview she said things like that she loves “the number thirty-eight. It’s so round. It’s a voluptuous number,” which may be the first time a discussing of numbers made me tingly in my tingly places. She also said that she loves giraffes, and going to bed early, and movie theaters, and Mad Men scripts (and I bet she LOVED the script for last night’s episode) and that everyone mispronounces her real last name (Schermerhorn).

Is that enough? Have I put down enough words? Here’s another photo from the spread.

You want more? OF COURSE YOU DO. There’s 5 more of these bad boys over on Esquire, and I PROMISE you that you will not be disappointed.

You’re welcome.