The Real Mob Wives of Staten Island

“Hey, you know what would have made Goodfellas better? If it had been about Karen.” — Nobody

Below is a teaser trailer for VH1’s “Mob Wives,” a reality series about awful, botoxed shrikes fighting with each other that makes “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” look like “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” I’m not exactly sure what that means, but what I’m trying to say is that “Mob Wives” looks like a gigantic piece of sh*t equipped with a car alarm: a huge, stinking turd that poisons the air with its stench and its blaring klaxon of shrieking haggard harpies. I absolutely cannot wait to never watch this.

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