Graduation season is once again upon us, and when Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night, he joined Fallon in delivering a poignant commencement speech. The above sketch finds The Rock and Fallon taking on the roles of the two lowest-scoring students in Oneonta High School’s graduating class of 1989.
After eight years in attendance, the two stood on stage to share some well-earned pearls of wisdom. Lessons like: Forget these stupid boxes of wires called “computers” and strive to achieve the status of this generation’s heroes like…O.J. Simpson.
And if you want to survive out there, they have one word for you: “Kung Fu.”
Oh, you disagree? Well that’s YOUR prerogative.