There’s A Conjoined-Twin Reality Show Now Because TLC Hates You (And The Morning Links)

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08.10.12 3 Comments

Why are you doing this, TLC? Just stop, OK. Please, stop. It’s beyond exploitation. It’s cruel. It’s cruel to the subjects, and it’s cruel to the viewers. Stop calling yourself, TLC. Just call your network, The Contemporary Freak Show Network. (There’s a 30-second promo for this show after the links).

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