This Woman’s Size-36K Boobs Scare Me

Senior Pop Culture Editor
01.31.12 26 Comments

It took Cathy, who hails from Las Vegas, six surgeries to achieve her size-36K breasts. To quote YouTube user icemanimal, “Tig old bitties.” Indeed. In a recent episode of truTV’s “Full Throttle Saloon,” about the world’s largest biker bar in South Dakota, she began working with Jesse James Dupree, lead singer of Southern metal band Jackyl whose one minor hit, “The Lumberjack,” featured a CHAINSAW solo, to promote his whiskey.

Cathy’s freak-of-nature boobs are the most respectable part of that paragraph. I mean, South Dakota? Ew.

I’m 90% sure they’re just skin-colored bowling balls.(Via The Soup)

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