We’re in the second week of Dancing With The Stars and it’s become abundantly clear that Alfonso Ribeiro’s not going to lose. Dude is a dancing cyborg. Tonight he busted out the samba to Will Smith’s “Gettin Jiggy Wit It” and dammit it was perfect. I mean, I desperately want to see the Carlton dance before it’s all said and done but this will do. Yeah, this will do just fine.